vineri, 24 februarie 2012

To sell a few things about me


I am selling some easy peasy washable nappies, affordable and comfy, with bimble and bumble and potentially with some boosters, some strong ones to keep everything in place. Give me a message if interested, I might throw in a benny wenny if things go as planned. Below a thing or maybe two about me, just so you can come prepared.

Above all, I am a serious guy. My friends trust me, I have a seriously good looking body and an innocent, perfect face. What you see is what you get, that's me in a nutshell. If you want to look under the covers you won't find much cause I am all out in the open. I am singing a song, a song about love, my love is not your love, you should get your own and learn how to live with it. I am not behind the bush, my bush, not your bush, who cares about your love, your bush, I am actually behind the door, an open door cause I've got nothing to hide. Behind the open door, in the shadow, singing a song about my love and my bush. That's me.

Above all, I like to fornicate. I fornicate my friends, I have a seriously good looking body and an innocent, perfect face. What you see is what I fornicate, that's me coming out of the nutshell. If you want to fornicate with me you have to grab me, I am all out in the open. I fornicate, my fornication, not yours unless we fornicate together, then it is ours and we need to learn how to live with it. I don't have a heart, and this heart is not your heart, who cares about the bush, your heart, I am actually naked in my bed, spreading my legs cause I've got nothing to hide. Naked in my bed, over the covers, fornicating a fornication with my bush and my love. That should do it.

Pretty easy, now you try it.
 

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